We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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