i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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