Pappa wants mamma naked
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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