what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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