garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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