Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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