i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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