4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I understand Curling. That high.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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