I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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