i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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