I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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