ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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