Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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