They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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