Christians are straight up FREAKS
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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