I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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