its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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