New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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