I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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