theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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