Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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