If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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