I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
its liver damage thursday
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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