One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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