you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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