best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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