idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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