So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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