so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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