Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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