lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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