One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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