k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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