This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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