the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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