Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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