Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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