Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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