they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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