how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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