plz talk dirty to me
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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