Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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