We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
How external is "for external use only"?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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