went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
God gave him joint rollers for hands
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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