I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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