Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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