Swine flu. Run for my life!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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