i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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