no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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