they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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