when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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