I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
