I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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