You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Randomize
