You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My breasts were aching with rage.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money