I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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